Monday, September 15, 2008

Gender switch.

If i woke up the opposite sex, the agenda of activites would go as foolows:
I would scream for 3 hours.
Take a very long shower.
Cry
Find some place to get my hair and nails did. (I got to be fresh even if I am a girl)
Cry
Watch some Soap Opera
Cry
Find a rich man and take his money by using my sexy womanistic charm.
Stay inside and never come out jsut simply because I don't want anybody seeing me as a woman or even trying to holler at me like I am some piece of meat. (I know because I do it all the time)
Cry
Bake a pie filled with rich fruits and spices that only a fool wouldn't love.
Cry myself to sleep.

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